This feels true even if it isn't
Heard at a recent Medical Conference....
An Israeli doctor said "Medicine in my country is so far advanced, that we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and oy vey we have him looking for work in six weeks'.
A German doctor said, 'Zat is nussing! In Germany, ve can
take a lung out of vun person, unt put it in anuzzer, and have him looking for vurk in four veeks'.
A Russian doctor said, 'In my country medicine is so
advanced comrades, zat ve can take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them both looking
for work in two weeks'.
The English doctor, not to be outdone, said 'Hah!, That is nothing we can take two arseholes out of Scotland, put them in 10 & 11 Downing Street and have half the country looking for work within twenty-four hours'
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- bugboys69
- 41, (how the fuck did that happen?) Married to Bart two dogs Kira and Cooper (white German Shepard's) two brothers one sister 1 niece 2 nephews. Live in Milton Keynes.
Thursday 5 February 2009
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Funny! But by the standards of that hate crime in Wales last year - is it dangerously edgy?
I think that this one is OK as it is pretty close to the truth.
"many a true word spoken in jest"
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